http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/tlg/433827...

Seeking a Female to Help Me Control Ejaculation

"Hello Ladies (only),

I am a 46 yr old male and still ejaculate too fast (Less than 3 minutes). I am seeking a woman to work with me so that I can control myself and last for 30 to 60 minutes. If you feel that you have the patience, skills, and knowledge to assist me please contact me. This is $20 an hour job for six hours per week"

At first I laughed, but then it all seemed kinda sad, because the dude put a picture of his face in the ad AND his almost exact location. Then I laughed again and took a screen shot just in case he deletes it.

20 bucks an hour! Hard to beat!